bitcher: (I guess at it)
Tobias Beecher ([personal profile] bitcher) wrote2013-10-04 02:01 am
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liprings: better prices than the crazy assassin mall (off with her motherfuckin heeaadd)

voicemail, the day after SOMEONE hung up on him

[personal profile] liprings 2013-10-12 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ there's a moment of silence, and then a(n obviously faked) dramatic sob. it builds to a low wail, and... then continues in that vein for about 45 seconds. if Tobias actually manages to get through all that, at the very end it stops abruptly, replaced by a very smug-sounding Jan: ]

Day one, bitch.

[ and he's out. ]