[ there's a moment of silence, and then a(n obviously faked) dramatic sob. it builds to a low wail, and... then continues in that vein for about 45 seconds. if Tobias actually manages to get through all that, at the very end it stops abruptly, replaced by a very smug-sounding Jan: ]
voicemail, the day after SOMEONE hung up on him
Day one, bitch.
[ and he's out. ]
no subject
Beecher is going to get so tired this, so quickly.]