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Oct. 4th, 2013 02:01 am
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You've reached the voicemail of: Tobias Beecher.

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Date: 2013-10-21 05:15 am (UTC)
liprings: better prices than the crazy assassin mall (Default)
From: [personal profile] liprings
[ Oh yeah, he definitely sees that shank coming. And he could dodge, but he figures this asshole needs a lesson. So he stands still — he doesn't even flinch. And he only grins wider as he bleeds. ]

Shit, are you volunteering to replace all that leaking out? That's awful fuckin' sweet of you.

Date: 2013-10-21 05:41 am (UTC)
liprings: better prices than the crazy assassin mall (Default)
From: [personal profile] liprings
[ He does let go, but it comes with a shove. One hand to throw Beecher's hand back, the other solid against his chest. And then he leans in the doorway, with just enough room for someone to pass close by him to get out. ]

Dude, did you think I was fucking kidding? Get the fuck out here and come to the goddamn Bahamas with me.

[ His stomach is still bleeding out. It'll be a couple minutes before that seals, but he ignores it. ]

Date: 2013-10-21 05:56 am (UTC)
liprings: better prices than the crazy assassin mall (oh fuck ME)
From: [personal profile] liprings
[ The demand just amuses him — until he glances down, as pointed out, at the blood dropping to the floor. Then his eyes go wide, apologetic. ]

Oh, shit, my bad! I didn't mean to get it on your floor.

[ He pulls his shirt up to a tattooed (and now bloody) stomach, swabs his fingers around in it, and turns to begin fingerpainting it on the wall. F - U - C — ]

I meant to get it on your wall.

Date: 2013-10-21 06:13 am (UTC)
liprings: better prices than the crazy assassin mall (off with her motherfuckin heeaadd)
From: [personal profile] liprings
[ Jan laughs, but lets his hand be batted away. Of course, on the rebound of it, he makes to grab for Beecher's jaw, instead. The goal here is definitely kissyface, cheeks squeezed in and lips forced to pucker out. He's sure a blood-smeared kissyface will look great on him. ]

You knock off stabbing me and I'll leave my masterpiece on your wall unfinished, how's that?

Date: 2013-10-21 06:24 am (UTC)
liprings: better prices than the crazy assassin mall (Default)
From: [personal profile] liprings
Uh huh. [ He shoves Beecher's face back (a little less hard than he'd shoved on his hand and chest, you're welcome), and pulls his shirt back down again, wiping blood off his hand on the fabric. ]

You stab my cock, and I rip out your goddamn throat with my teeth, how's that?

[ An empty threat — there's a hex on him stopping things like that. Not that he'll ever be saying it! ]

Date: 2013-10-21 06:36 am (UTC)
liprings: better prices than the crazy assassin mall (Default)
From: [personal profile] liprings
Or whatever, yeah. I told 'em to surprise me.

[ He starts out the door, but pauses to make sure he's being followed. And he'd better be, he has all sorts of more annoying tricks up his sleeve if not. ]

Maybe we'll be real lucky and get Disneyland.

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