Yeeeep! You report for duty, or I haul your ass somewhere in time. See? That's the warning, you got warned. Now if you ain't there in twenty minutes, shit gets involuntary.
Now see, the problem I don't see that happening. The problem is I'm not exactly keen to continue this fucking conversation with you, much less go "somewhere in time" with you. So I'd start looking for another Bill to go have your Excellent Adventure with, Ted.
All I hear is blah blah blah I'm a whiny bitch blah blah dickless chump with no spirit of adventure, come fix it for me Jan. And, bro? I can so help with that.
Where's your ass now? No, wait, don't fuckin' tell me! That's part of the game too.
[ It won't take him long. He can be efficient when he puts his mind to it, surprisingly! The first thing he does is look up housing arrangements, and if he doesn't answer to Jan's knock (actually a loud, obnoxious kick at the door), he'll go and try elsewhere in the base. ]
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Date: 2013-10-18 05:55 am (UTC)Probably, honestly. Anything to reform people. [great fucking job they did, too. Asswipes.]
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Date: 2013-10-18 05:57 am (UTC)Anyway, good thing you busted outta there and jailbroke to the moon, huh!
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Date: 2013-10-18 06:04 am (UTC)Oh yeah. Great move, trading one prison for another. You can't tell me you're happy up here. Why else would you be bothering me?
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Date: 2013-10-18 06:27 am (UTC)Are you kidding me?! I get to take walks on the moon! [ a beat. ] Which is actually really fucking boring when you get over the bouncing.
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Date: 2013-10-20 09:54 pm (UTC)[ thoughtful pause... ]
But I bet they had sweet bitches back then.
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Date: 2013-10-20 10:13 pm (UTC)Wanna go?
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Date: 2013-10-20 10:33 pm (UTC)[Hi, guess who actually doesn't believe you're a vampire.]
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Date: 2013-10-20 11:12 pm (UTC)'Cause I'm not him.
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Date: 2013-10-20 11:38 pm (UTC)Where's your ass now? No, wait, don't fuckin' tell me! That's part of the game too.
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Date: 2013-10-20 11:47 pm (UTC)[does he actually believe anything's going to happen? ....No, not really. It's too ludicrous. But at the same time -
- best to make things clear.]
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Date: 2013-10-20 11:57 pm (UTC)...
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....What if that crazy kid is actually coming?]
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Date: 2013-10-21 04:28 am (UTC)Not in the fucking mood! [yelled from his room, from his bed, where he was still, obstinately, trying to sleep.] Try next door!
[and that's that. ....Even if he does have his shank in hand, clenched beneath his blanket.
Old habits, you know.]
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