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Beecher, Tobias
Prisoner #97B412
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Oct
.
4th
,
2013
02:01 am
bitcher
You've reached the voicemail of:
Tobias Beecher.
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Date:
2013-10-18 05:30 am (UTC)
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bitcher
...You're really just desperate for some attention, aren't you?
Or a shank in the back. I can't decide.
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Date:
2013-10-18 05:32 am (UTC)
From:
liprings
Who says it can't be both, huh? Lookit you, all making rude assumptions and shit! Rude as hell, I'll tell you what.
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Date:
2013-10-18 05:37 am (UTC)
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bitcher
I take it back. Absolutely it's the shank. Christ, if you'd been in Oz...
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Date:
2013-10-18 05:38 am (UTC)
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liprings
Shit, I'm just bored enough that I wouldn't even rip your arm off for it. Getting shanked's better than a whole lotta nothing.
What the fuck's Oz?
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Date:
2013-10-18 05:42 am (UTC)
From:
bitcher
[right. Just a snort at that.]
The Oswald Maximum Security Penitentiary.
[with a drawl.]
Prison.
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Date:
2013-10-18 05:47 am (UTC)
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liprings
They call it
Oz?
Well that's fucking gay. I don't even have to
try
with that one, it's set up for "friends of Dorothy" or whatever already!
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Date:
2013-10-18 05:51 am (UTC)
From:
bitcher
Would you rather we all called it
Oswald?
...
[but he can't help the little smirk as he adds]
What's better, is they called the wing I was in "Emerald City".
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Date:
2013-10-18 05:53 am (UTC)
From:
liprings
Yeah, like the fuckin' Penguin! That dude's badass, that's way better.
[
a beat
]
Holy shit, those fucknuts weren't kidding around. Were they
aiming
to have everyone there sparkly prancing fairies by the time they were out?
no subject
Date:
2013-10-18 05:55 am (UTC)
From:
bitcher
What penguin?
Probably, honestly. Anything to reform people.
[great fucking job they did, too. Asswipes.]
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Date:
2013-10-18 05:57 am (UTC)
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liprings
Dude,
the
Penguin, not
what
penguin. You know, umbrellas and guns? Flipper-hands?
Anyway, good thing you busted outta there and jailbroke to the moon, huh!
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Date:
2013-10-18 06:04 am (UTC)
From:
bitcher
No idea.
Oh yeah. Great move, trading one prison for another. You can't tell me you're
happy
up here. Why else would you be bothering me?
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Date:
2013-10-18 06:27 am (UTC)
From:
liprings
You're a lost fucking cause, bro.
Are you kidding me?! I get to take walks on the moon! [
a beat.
] Which is actually
really
fucking boring when you get over the bouncing.
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Date:
2013-10-20 08:58 pm (UTC)
From:
bitcher
So basically I'm right and you're bored out of your mind.
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Date:
2013-10-20 09:01 pm (UTC)
From:
liprings
Uh — [
:[
] Little bit,
maybe.
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Date:
2013-10-20 09:26 pm (UTC)
From:
bitcher
So why don't you go on one of those.... "missions" I keep hearing about?
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Date:
2013-10-20 09:45 pm (UTC)
From:
liprings
What, like, to go visit Moctezuma or whatever?
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Date:
2013-10-20 09:52 pm (UTC)
From:
bitcher
If... that's the sort of thing people usually do, then yeah.
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Date:
2013-10-20 09:54 pm (UTC)
From:
liprings
Sounds kinda fucked up.
[
thoughtful pause...
]
But I bet they had
sweet
bitches back then.
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Date:
2013-10-20 10:07 pm (UTC)
From:
bitcher
Right. Just waiting for a... vampire.... like you to sweep them off their feet.
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Date:
2013-10-20 10:13 pm (UTC)
From:
liprings
Fuckin' right! Shit, I'd be a regular Prince Charming with fangs.
Wanna go?
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Date:
2013-10-20 10:24 pm (UTC)
From:
bitcher
Mmm, better not. I'm not a great "wingman".
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Date:
2013-10-20 10:30 pm (UTC)
From:
liprings
Dude, don't make me kidnap your ass to medieval England or whatever.
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Date:
2013-10-20 10:33 pm (UTC)
From:
bitcher
Kidnap me? Come on. What are you, like seventeen?
[Hi, guess who actually doesn't believe you're a vampire.]
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Date:
2013-10-20 10:37 pm (UTC)
From:
liprings
Hey, fuck you! Seventeen was
eight
years ago, I'm over that shit. No, see, what this is is a friendly fuckin' warning.
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Date:
2013-10-20 10:53 pm (UTC)
From:
bitcher
Oh is it now?
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bitcherYou've reached the voicemail of: Tobias Beecher. 
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Date: 2013-10-18 05:30 am (UTC)Or a shank in the back. I can't decide.
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Date: 2013-10-18 05:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-10-18 05:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-10-18 05:38 am (UTC)What the fuck's Oz?
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Date: 2013-10-18 05:42 am (UTC)The Oswald Maximum Security Penitentiary. [with a drawl.] Prison.
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Date: 2013-10-18 05:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-10-18 05:51 am (UTC)... [but he can't help the little smirk as he adds] What's better, is they called the wing I was in "Emerald City".
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Date: 2013-10-18 05:53 am (UTC)[ a beat ]
Holy shit, those fucknuts weren't kidding around. Were they aiming to have everyone there sparkly prancing fairies by the time they were out?
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Date: 2013-10-18 05:55 am (UTC)Probably, honestly. Anything to reform people. [great fucking job they did, too. Asswipes.]
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Date: 2013-10-18 05:57 am (UTC)Anyway, good thing you busted outta there and jailbroke to the moon, huh!
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Date: 2013-10-18 06:04 am (UTC)Oh yeah. Great move, trading one prison for another. You can't tell me you're happy up here. Why else would you be bothering me?
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Date: 2013-10-18 06:27 am (UTC)Are you kidding me?! I get to take walks on the moon! [ a beat. ] Which is actually really fucking boring when you get over the bouncing.
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Date: 2013-10-20 09:54 pm (UTC)[ thoughtful pause... ]
But I bet they had sweet bitches back then.
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Date: 2013-10-20 10:13 pm (UTC)Wanna go?
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Date: 2013-10-20 10:33 pm (UTC)[Hi, guess who actually doesn't believe you're a vampire.]
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