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Beecher, Tobias
Prisoner #97B412
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Oct
.
4th
,
2013
02:01 am
bitcher
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Tobias Beecher.
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Date:
2013-10-18 05:16 am (UTC)
From:
bitcher
[he lets it ring. He lets it ring
so many times
but the damn little thing won't stop
buzzing
and he's trying to
sleep
and he can't figure out how to make the damn thing
silent
so - ]
-
What?
What do you
want,
asshole?
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Date:
2013-10-18 05:16 am (UTC)
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Date:
2013-10-18 05:18 am (UTC)
From:
liprings
[
immediately and cheerfully:
] Heeeeyyy, bro! I thought your ass was
dead
, or some shit.
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Date:
2013-10-18 05:21 am (UTC)
From:
bitcher
And now you know I'm not.
Swell.
Can I hang up now?
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Date:
2013-10-18 05:28 am (UTC)
From:
liprings
Depends. You wanna watch me call back thirty more times?
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Date:
2013-10-18 05:30 am (UTC)
From:
bitcher
...You're really just desperate for some attention, aren't you?
Or a shank in the back. I can't decide.
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Date:
2013-10-18 05:32 am (UTC)
From:
liprings
Who says it can't be both, huh? Lookit you, all making rude assumptions and shit! Rude as hell, I'll tell you what.
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Date:
2013-10-18 05:37 am (UTC)
From:
bitcher
I take it back. Absolutely it's the shank. Christ, if you'd been in Oz...
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Date:
2013-10-18 05:38 am (UTC)
From:
liprings
Shit, I'm just bored enough that I wouldn't even rip your arm off for it. Getting shanked's better than a whole lotta nothing.
What the fuck's Oz?
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Date:
2013-10-18 05:42 am (UTC)
From:
bitcher
[right. Just a snort at that.]
The Oswald Maximum Security Penitentiary.
[with a drawl.]
Prison.
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Date:
2013-10-18 05:47 am (UTC)
From:
liprings
They call it
Oz?
Well that's fucking gay. I don't even have to
try
with that one, it's set up for "friends of Dorothy" or whatever already!
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Date:
2013-10-18 05:51 am (UTC)
From:
bitcher
Would you rather we all called it
Oswald?
...
[but he can't help the little smirk as he adds]
What's better, is they called the wing I was in "Emerald City".
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Date:
2013-10-18 05:53 am (UTC)
From:
liprings
Yeah, like the fuckin' Penguin! That dude's badass, that's way better.
[
a beat
]
Holy shit, those fucknuts weren't kidding around. Were they
aiming
to have everyone there sparkly prancing fairies by the time they were out?
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Date:
2013-10-18 05:55 am (UTC)
From:
bitcher
What penguin?
Probably, honestly. Anything to reform people.
[great fucking job they did, too. Asswipes.]
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Date:
2013-10-18 05:57 am (UTC)
From:
liprings
Dude,
the
Penguin, not
what
penguin. You know, umbrellas and guns? Flipper-hands?
Anyway, good thing you busted outta there and jailbroke to the moon, huh!
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Date:
2013-10-18 06:04 am (UTC)
From:
bitcher
No idea.
Oh yeah. Great move, trading one prison for another. You can't tell me you're
happy
up here. Why else would you be bothering me?
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Date:
2013-10-18 06:27 am (UTC)
From:
liprings
You're a lost fucking cause, bro.
Are you kidding me?! I get to take walks on the moon! [
a beat.
] Which is actually
really
fucking boring when you get over the bouncing.
no subject
Date:
2013-10-20 08:58 pm (UTC)
From:
bitcher
So basically I'm right and you're bored out of your mind.
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Date:
2013-10-20 09:01 pm (UTC)
From:
liprings
Uh — [
:[
] Little bit,
maybe.
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Date:
2013-10-20 09:26 pm (UTC)
From:
bitcher
So why don't you go on one of those.... "missions" I keep hearing about?
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Date:
2013-10-20 09:45 pm (UTC)
From:
liprings
What, like, to go visit Moctezuma or whatever?
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Date:
2013-10-20 09:52 pm (UTC)
From:
bitcher
If... that's the sort of thing people usually do, then yeah.
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Date:
2013-10-20 09:54 pm (UTC)
From:
liprings
Sounds kinda fucked up.
[
thoughtful pause...
]
But I bet they had
sweet
bitches back then.
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Date:
2013-10-20 10:07 pm (UTC)
From:
bitcher
Right. Just waiting for a... vampire.... like you to sweep them off their feet.
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Date:
2013-10-20 10:13 pm (UTC)
From:
liprings
Fuckin' right! Shit, I'd be a regular Prince Charming with fangs.
Wanna go?
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Date:
2013-10-20 10:24 pm (UTC)
From:
bitcher
Mmm, better not. I'm not a great "wingman".
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Date: 2013-10-18 05:16 am (UTC)- What? What do you want, asshole?
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Date: 2013-10-18 05:18 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2013-10-18 05:30 am (UTC)Or a shank in the back. I can't decide.
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Date: 2013-10-18 05:38 am (UTC)What the fuck's Oz?
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Date: 2013-10-18 05:42 am (UTC)The Oswald Maximum Security Penitentiary. [with a drawl.] Prison.
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Date: 2013-10-18 05:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-10-18 05:51 am (UTC)... [but he can't help the little smirk as he adds] What's better, is they called the wing I was in "Emerald City".
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Date: 2013-10-18 05:53 am (UTC)[ a beat ]
Holy shit, those fucknuts weren't kidding around. Were they aiming to have everyone there sparkly prancing fairies by the time they were out?
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Date: 2013-10-18 05:55 am (UTC)Probably, honestly. Anything to reform people. [great fucking job they did, too. Asswipes.]
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Date: 2013-10-18 05:57 am (UTC)Anyway, good thing you busted outta there and jailbroke to the moon, huh!
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Date: 2013-10-18 06:04 am (UTC)Oh yeah. Great move, trading one prison for another. You can't tell me you're happy up here. Why else would you be bothering me?
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Date: 2013-10-18 06:27 am (UTC)Are you kidding me?! I get to take walks on the moon! [ a beat. ] Which is actually really fucking boring when you get over the bouncing.
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Date: 2013-10-20 09:54 pm (UTC)[ thoughtful pause... ]
But I bet they had sweet bitches back then.
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Date: 2013-10-20 10:13 pm (UTC)Wanna go?
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